take a hot shower and watch love island in my underwear not worry whether i’ve made love island my entire personality cancel plans that i know i’ll enjoy drink various fizzy beverages over ice not think about the money going out vs the money coming in eat cold leftover chicken drumsticks straight out of the tupperware do a youtube video workout not feel bad when i'm too lazy to do it after all kiss the tears off of my lover’s cheeks keep my dog cool by all means necessary, a fan, a pack of peas, a kitty pool, ice cube treats write something profound without agonizing over it for hours eat a cold plum and pretend I'm william carlos williams and not someone who feels crippling despair over every potential wrongdoing
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I love the way this ended. Absolute perfection.
Minus the dog, I cannot believe what an accurate description of my life this is right now 😂. x