eat an entire family size bag of salt and vinny's hungover on the bathroom floor watch Gossip Girl until my eyes bleed smoke a cigarette on the veranda so my life feels like a movie bitch and moan about my 9 to 5 endlessly put extra cheddar in my boxed mac n cheese dance like I'm the hottest person on this side of the Mississippi weep wear my checkered Vans until my toes bust through the seams daydream about a villa in Tuscany make my legs into a mermaid tail out of sand on the beach remain a completely unremarkable specimen on planet Earth regret nothing
Thank you for reading! The past month or so has been busy busy. Planning a little life update, some longer pieces and a fun collab in the next couple months. Stay tuned. Love y’all <3
You made me miss the salt and cracked pepper chips I use to eat by the bag, but otherwise abso-fucking-lutely.
i love this sm <3